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		<title>Google India Comes Up With Music Service With Search</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Oct 2010 10:15:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finally, Google has also jumped into the music-bandwagon! Google India today launched Google Music India &#8211; a fully-blown music streaming service. The service, which was launched earlier today under &#8216;Google India Labs&#8217;, is available at http://www.google.co.in/music and is accessible by users all across the world. Google Music is pretty-impressive &#8211; especially the search part. Existing [...]
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<p>Finally, <a href="http://www.google.com/tag/google">Google </a>has also jumped into the music-bandwagon! <a href="http://www.google.com/tag/google-india"><strong>Google India</strong></a> today launched <strong><a title="Google India Music" href="http://www.google.co.in/music" target="_blank">Google Music India</a></strong> &#8211; a fully-blown music streaming service.</p>
<div id="attachment_1041" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 350px"><a title="Google Music" href="http://www.google.co.in/music" target="_blank"><img class="size-full wp-image-1041 " title="Google Music Homepage." src="http://www.harishanker.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/google-music3.jpg" alt="" width="340" height="245" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The Google Music home page with album listings. </p></div>
<p>The service, which was launched earlier today under &#8216;Google India Labs&#8217;, is available at <a title="Google Music India" href="http://www.google.co.in/music" target="_blank">http://www.google.co.in/music</a> and is accessible by users all across the world.</p>
<p>Google Music is pretty-impressive &#8211; especially the search part. Existing streaming services like Raaga and MusicIndiaOnline have appalling search &#8211; and that&#8217;s where <a href="http://www.google.com/tag/google">Google</a>&#8216;s service scores. The search feature is quite comprehensive. You can search with the movie name, the lead actor&#8217;s name (e.g. a search for &#8216;Shah Rukh Khan&#8217; lists songs from his movies), songs according to time period, and what not. You can even use complex queries to find out Guru Dutt track from your childhood that you&#8217;ve so badly wanted to catch up with, using some smart search queries.</p>
<div id="attachment_1043" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 444px"><a title="Delhi 6 on Google Music" href="http://www.google.co.in/music/album?id=20100520134546_2oackolbrw0p2"><img class="size-full wp-image-1043  " title="Google Music Dilli 6" src="http://www.harishanker.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Google-Music-Dilli-6.jpg" alt="" width="434" height="358" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Fresh from watching the movie, I badly wanted to listen to the songs. Lo and behold, Google comes to my rescue.</p></div>
<p>The service does not use a native &#8216;<a title="Google" href="http://www.google.com/tag/google">Google</a>&#8216; player, neither does it host tracks in its server. The songs are sourced from &#8216;Saavn.com&#8217;, &#8216;Saregama&#8217; and &#8216;in.com&#8217;, says the <a title="Google India Blog" href="http://googleindia.blogspot.com/2010/10/introducing-google-music-search-india.html" target="_blank">Google India Blog</a>. Users can choose the player of their choice, for some songs.. The audio quality is decent. &#8216;Saregama&#8217; and &#8216;in.com&#8217; players do a good job, while the &#8216;Saavn&#8217; player quite buggy. The streaming works well in a 2 Mbps+ connection, but the songs stutter in 256Kbps. Another drawback is that the service does not offer playlists.</p>
<p>Currently, <a title="Google" href="http://www.google.com/tag/google">Google </a>Music has a comprehensive collection of Bollywood. Tamil, Malayalam, and other regional tracks are yet to make it.</p>
<p>The service is fully legal &#8211; since it offers just streaming and not downloading. It is a successor to <a title="Google" href="http://www.google.com/tag/google">Google</a>&#8216;s <a title="Google Music Search" href="http://www.google.com/landing/music/" target="_blank">music search service</a> in the US &#8211; which offered search and previews of tracks.</p>
<p><a title="Google" href="http://www.google.com/tag/google">Google </a>has also launched its new music service <a href="http://www.google.co.cn/music/homepage">in China</a>.</p>
<p>The extent of <a title="Google" href="http://www.google.com/tag/google">Google </a>Music&#8217;s success is doubtful since India has a strong &#8216;downloading culture&#8217;. Users prefer downloading songs rather than listening to audio streams online &#8211; they would still opt for pirated tracks available for download.  Another major con would be the slow internet connections in the country &#8211; the service needs at least 256Kbps (or above) for smooth playback. Besides, a bulk of India&#8217;s internet users use internet plans with data-transfer caps &#8211; such users would give this service a miss, in all probability. Then again, <a title="Google" href="http://www.google.com/tag/google">Google </a>will have to tackle many established players like Raaga.com and MusicIndiaOnline.</p>
<p>However, the service is a boon for all music addicts. Foraging for that long-lost-track, can now be done in just a click. Enjoy! <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 07:19:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hari</dc:creator>
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		<title>Idea Star Singer ads in Google Adsense!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 13:15:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hari</dc:creator>
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<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idea_star_singer" target="_blank">Idea Star Singer</a> is  a very popular reality show in Malayalam television. The show is on its fourth season now and is the quintessential &#8216;best singer&#8217; show, with all the masala and moolah. This very great reality show is the sole reason why yours truly has abandoned television!</p>
<p>I almost died laughing when I saw these ads in my blog a couple of days back!</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-344" title="Idea star singer google ad!" src="http://www.harishanker.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/starsinger-300x128.jpg" alt="Idea star singer google ad!" width="300" height="128" /></p>
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<blockquote><p><strong>Asianet Idea Star Singer:</strong></p>
<p>Watch ISS Season 4 <strong>an</strong> Musical Entertainer!</p></blockquote>
<p><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">LOL, I thought Ranjini Haridas knew enough crap about articles in English!! At least they could&#8217;ve made the ad grammatically correct! <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">This means just one thing &#8211; people have realized that the show&#8217;s downright crap! Or is this ad the &#8216;brilliant&#8217; idea of someone behind the scenes trying to cash in on the free $50 Google AdWords campaign.</span></p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Looks more like it!</span></p>
<p>Well, turns out that the website&#8217;s actually a fan site! <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />  Nevertheless, the ad-placement and the &#8216;grammar&#8217; would only leave a far negative impact about the show rather than a positive one. Maybe there must be some regulation on fan sites and stuff&#8230;. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>And yeah, Season 4 sucks harder than ever!! <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif' alt=':|' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<p>When the whole world&#8217;s concerned about Global Warming, climate change and other perturbing issues, how could <a title="Google" href="http://www.google.com/" target="_blank">Google </a>stay behind? No, I&#8217;m not talking about the much-talked-about green initiatives powered by <a title="Google.org" href="http://www.google.org/" target="_blank">Google.org</a>. This time Google takes the power of mass media through <a href="http://www.youtube.com/">YouTube</a> and<a title="Google Maps" href="http://maps.google.com/" target="_blank"> Google Maps</a> to pull of this massive awareness initiative. Starting June 5, in cue with the <a href="http://en,.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Environment_day">World Environment Day</a>, the ninety minute movie, &#8216;Home&#8217; will be available to all YouTube users.</p>
<p>The movie, pioneered by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luc_Besson">Luc Besson</a> and <a href="http://www.yannarthusbertrand.org/index_new.htm">Yann-Arthus Betrand</a>, tries to give a wholesome glimpse of the planet and depicts the very imperative need for change. In a massive online-cum-offline effort, the movie will also be telecast in movie theatres, television channels, et al, trying to create a synergistic and cascading effect in the promotion of a clean, green world.</p>
<p>To get a preview of what you can expect on June 5, check out some of the spectacular footage in the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/homeproject">Home YouTube channel</a>, to get some footage on the making of the movie. Trust me, it&#8217;s stunning! Google has now added a new feature to Google maps with more layers of images so that people can properly comprehend the movie.</p>
<p>Check out this stunning night view of Los Angeles from the Home channel:</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="480" height="295" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0rET3CvmyD4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="295" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0rET3CvmyD4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p>For more details on the Home project, <a title="The Official Google blog" href="http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/04/coming-soon-to-youtube-bessons-and.html" target="_blank">this post from the  Official Google Blog</a>.</p>
<p><strong>Update:</strong></p>
<p>The movie Home has been released!! <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' />  Check this out:<br />
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jqxENMKaeCU&#038;color1=0xb1b1b1&#038;color2=0xcfcfcf&#038;feature=player_embedded&#038;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jqxENMKaeCU&#038;color1=0xb1b1b1&#038;color2=0xcfcfcf&#038;feature=player_embedded&#038;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>
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		<title>Google&#8217;s april fool hoaxes for 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 13:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[April First came and went with its set of jokes and hoaxes. Thankfully, I didn&#8217;t succumb to any, but for a few from our very own Google! Yeah right, Google too released its set of April Fool Hoaxes very promptly, this year! If you didn&#8217;t know, Google has a history of April Fool hoaxes in [...]
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<p>April First came and went with its set of jokes and hoaxes. Thankfully, I didn&#8217;t succumb to any, but for a few from our very own Google! Yeah right, Google too released its set of April Fool Hoaxes very promptly, this year! If you didn&#8217;t know, Google has a history of April Fool hoaxes in the past including very inventive stuff like <a title="Google Gulp" href="http://www.google.com/googlegulp/">Google Gulp</a> (A fictitious energy drink) to <a title="Google TiSP" href="http://www.google.com/tisp/">Google TiSP</a> (a toilet-linked broadband service!)</p>
<p>So, the very inventive jokes by Google this time are:</p>
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<li>CADIE or &#8220;Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity&#8221; was the first in the long list of gags. Users of Google books and GMail found this queer announcement on March 31st. That day, the Google homepage said this:<br />
<blockquote><p>&#8220;For several years now a small research group has been working on some challenging problems in the areas of neural networking, natural language and autonomous problem-solving. Last fall this group achieved a significant breakthrough: a powerful new technique for solving reinforcement learning problems, resulting in the first functional global-scale neuro-evolutionary learning cluster.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>LOL, ain&#8217;t it? Here&#8217;s the<a title="Link to CADIE" href="http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2009/04/cadie-awakens.html"> link to CADIE</a>. And guess what, <a title="CADIE's blog" href="http://cadiesingularity.blogspot.com/">CADIE even has an official blog</a>, on which page, Google shows an error. <a title="CADIE blog image" href="http://blogoscoped.com/files/google-april-fools-2009/cadie-large.jpg">Here&#8217;s an image</a> which shows how the blog looked like.</li>
<li>Almost all other hoaxes, including <a href="http://www.youtube.com/t/new_viewing_experience">this one on YouTube</a>, were based on CADIE. YouTube had a very hilarious &#8216;new viewing experience&#8217; page, which actually inverted videos!! Take a look at this to see <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeJ9Q40kIR0">a featured video </a>by the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/cadiesingularity" target="_blank">user &#8216;CADIE&#8217;.</a></li>
<li>GMail gets a new &#8216;<a title="GMail autopilot" href="http://mail.google.com/mail/help/autopilot/index.html">autopilot&#8217; option</a>&#8216; with which, one could &#8216;<em>adjust tone, typo propensity, and preferred punctuation from the Autopilot tab under Settings.&#8217; </em>It even has a &#8216;relationship ender&#8217; which sends messages like &#8216;Terminate relationship&#8217; as response to relationship related messages &#8211; says the FAQ page</li>
<li><a href="http://www.google.com.au/intl/en/gball/" target="_blank">GBall powered by CADIE</a> comes next in the line. Exclusively for users from Australia, is said to be a ball for the Australia Football league in prototype. Whoa! And its technically engineered too!!<br />
<img src="http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/4528/gball.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/></li>
<li>Even  Google analytics wasn&#8217;t spared. Here&#8217;s an <a title="Google CADIE" href="http://analytics.blogspot.com/2009/04/cadies-google-analytics-reports.html">analytics report of CADIE&#8217;s activities</a>!!</li>
<li>There was even a 3D edition of Google chrome &#8211; running with the power of CADIE. Here&#8217;s how it looks!<br />
<img src="http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/9900/chrome2large.png" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/></li>
<li>Then came <a href="http://www.google.com/mobile/m/brainsearch/intro_android.html">Google&#8217;s brain search</a>, reminiscent of the <a title="Google MentalPlex" href="http://www.google.com/mentalplex/">old MentalPlex hoax</a>. Same logic, but works only with mobile phones. You have to hold your mobile phone to your brain so as to &#8216;search the brain&#8217;. And you&#8217;re not supposed to search others without permission!! Try it&#8230; it&#8217;s damn funny! <a href="http://www.google.com/mobile/m/brainsearch/results1.html">This</a> is a sample result!!</li>
<li>Then there was Picasa with auto red eye&#8230; LMAO!!</li>
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		<title>Shifting from Blogger to WordPress</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:31:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>hari</dc:creator>
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<p>WordPress is an awesome content management platform! It&#8217;s easy, dynamic, customizable and user-friendly &#8211; especially for bloggers most of who aren&#8217;t familiar with the nuances of PHP, HTML/CSS, Javascript and other ingredients for web publishing. More and more people are realizing the power of this dynamic content management platform and are yearning to move over from other platforms like Blogger/Typepad/Livejournal et al. But some of them stop in the mid-way, bogged down by technical issues. Even I had the same fears about importing my Blogger blog to wordpress. But once done, I realized that it was just a piece of cake.</p>
<p>But I too had to face my set of problems. Here are a few tips for all of you who badly wanna embrace WordPress. (Remember, I&#8217;m talking about the custom content management system available at WordPress.org, not the free blog at WordPress.com)</p>
<p>Here I go!</p>
<p>1) <strong>Install your wordpress blog correctly &#8211; </strong>First, buy your domain and get some good quality hosting space. 100 Megabytes is more than enough for a good wordpress blog. Make sure your hosting package includes a MySQL server, since, only then can you install wordpress. You can find detailed instructions on how to install wordpress <a title="Installing WordPress" href="http://codex.wordpress.org/Installing_WordPress" target="_blank">here.</a> Edit the sample post and add your stuff<a title="Installing WordPress" href="http://codex.wordpress.org/Installing_WordPress" target="_blank"><br />
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<p><a title="Installing WordPress" href="http://codex.wordpress.org/Installing_WordPress" target="_blank"></a>2) <strong>Import your wordpress blog </strong>- In the &#8216;Tools&#8217; section of your wordpress dashboard, there&#8217;s an option called &#8216;Import&#8217;. Select it and you&#8217;ll see a host of options, including &#8216;Blogger&#8217; on the top. Choose it, and follow the instructions. However, there is a possiblity that you might encounter a problem. In such a case, make a WordPress.com blog and import your blogger blog into it. Then export it into an XML File (Dashboard &#8211; Tools &#8211; Import) and log back into your domain and import all posts. Voila!</p>
<p><strong>3) Maintaining Permalinks: </strong>Now, this is going to be an issue you will face. If you&#8217;ve used a domain in your blogger blog, your old users won&#8217;t get redirected to your wordpress blog, because the permalink structure is different. But again, you can change it by changing the format of your wordpress permalinks to /%year%/%month%/%postname%.html. This feature is available at the Settings tab of the wordpress dashboard.</p>
<p>All this takes just 10 minutes! <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Happy Blogging!</p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 07:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><span style="color:rgb(153,51,153);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Disclaimer:</span></span> <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />Prior knowledge of Malayalam (മലയാളം), or rather,its roman variant known as ‘Manglish’ in common parlance, is suggested in order to decipher the contents of this post.</p>
<p></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> </span><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Excerpts from a GTalk conversation:</span></span>  <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />One fine evening, the world was going as placidly about its ways, while I was killing time online. Like bolt from the blue, this chat window opens up with an ear-jarring &#8216;ping&#8217;!</span>   <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Please note: Statements within brackets are not part of the conversation. They’re ‘footnotes’. And yeah, the name ‘Random Guy’ is an alias for someone… ah, never mind. It’s irrelevant.</p>
<p><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Random Guy:</span> hi kozhi<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> me:</span> Kozhiyaa??<br />Njaan kozhi alla. Period. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif' alt=':|' class='wp-smiley' /> <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Random Guy:</span> aint u one??<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> me:</span> <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Random Guy:</span> phew loyolite naa?<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> me:</span> When was I a kozhi?<br />ah.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Random Guy:</span> heard ur a big one<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> me:</span> Yeah. technically, I am. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Random Guy:</span> and dont correct me puh-lease<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> me:</span> wow.<br />From whom, I may ask&#8230;<br /> <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> <br />okay okay.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">me:</span> I won&#8217;t puh-lese correct you.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Random Guy:</span> i&#8217;m Random Guy<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> me:</span> I accept your proposition. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> <br />yeah, I know you buddy <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> <br />Long time. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Random Guy:</span> hehe yeah loong tym<br /> <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> me:</span> So, who told you that I&#8217;m a kozhi?<br /> <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Random Guy:</span> is dat imp?<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> me: </span>Sure it is.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Random Guy:</span> i don think sooo<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> me:</span> I&#8217;d love to know the source behind my good-name, of course.<br />It&#8217;s vital.<br />Ah. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> <br />But I do.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Random Guy:</span> it aint pal<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> me: </span>Most-certainly.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Random Guy:</span> naaa<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> me:</span> aw.<br />But yeah,<br />I&#8217;d love to hear that. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Random Guy:</span> and i don care wat u love<br /> <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> me:</span> Duh!!<br />As if I didn&#8217;t know that&#8230;<br />Anyways.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Random Guy:</span> hehe<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> me:</span> how&#8217;s the sem-break?<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Random Guy: </span>not starte dyet<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> me:</span> It started for me.<br />Officially, that is. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> <br />today.<br /> <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> <br />YIPEEEE!!!<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Random Guy: </span>teachers tooo caring abt our studies<br />hehe<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> me:</span> aw.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Random Guy:</span> in cet<br />phuu<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> me:</span> That&#8217;s pretty pathetic.<br />heh.<br />Interestingly incorrigible.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Random Guy:</span> we gotta go till 30th<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> me:</span> heard that<br /> <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Random Guy:</span> so howzz lyf?<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> me: </span>ah, life&#8217;s pretty fine.<br />As you rightly put&#8230;<br />I&#8217;m &#8216;kozhi&#8217;ying it out! <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> <br />hehe<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Random Guy:</span> gud<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> me: </span>how &#8217;bout you?<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Random Guy:</span> ben better<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">me:</span> Good. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> <br />Well, I&#8217;m nothing compared to you, in that case. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> <br />I&#8217;ve heard you&#8217;re a pro.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Random Guy:</span> hmmmm..<br />u can catch up<br />don worry<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> me:</span> I&#8217;m trying. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Random Guy:</span> i&#8217;m takin VRS<br />hehe<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">me:</span> hehe<br />I&#8217;m not.<br />I don&#8217;t intend to. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Random Guy:</span> then u can most certainly reach my status<br />jus try hard<br />a li&#8217;l more thatn now<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> me:</span> Hmm&#8230;<br />yeah yeah.<br />Takes a lot of time.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Random Guy: </span>tym aint a factor<br />ur orkut dp is better<br />this is crap<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> me:</span> thanks<br />duh!<br />I&#8217;ve heard this one&#8217;s far better.<br />Well, opinion&#8217;s differ.<br />And basically, I&#8217;m not good-looking.<br /> <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> <br />So I don&#8217;t give a damn whether it&#8217;s crap or not. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Random Guy:</span> humble??<br />:O<br />okkey okkey<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> me:</span> aw.<br />Not quite.<br />I just speak facts. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Random Guy:</span> thats gud<br />keep it up<br /> <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">me:</span> thanks. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Random Guy:</span> naa don mention<br /> <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> <br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> me:</span> okie.<br />Consider my thanks withdrawn, then.<br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> Random Guy:</span> take it<br />*<span style="font-style:italic;">Random guy stops responding*</span><br /></span><br /></span><br /><span style="display:block;padding-left:6em;text-indent:-1em;"><span><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span class="nfakPe"></span></span></span></span>
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<p><a href="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/emoticon.png"><img style="cursor:pointer;width:391px;height:100px;" src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/emoticon.png" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-style:italic;">Image Courtesy:</span> <a href="http://www.xkcd.com/">XKCD</a></span><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-size:130%;"></p>
<p></span><span style="color:rgb(255,0,0);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;">Random Guy returns with a vengence&#8230;</span>  <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy: </span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">hey pal</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me: </span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">hey man! <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy: </span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">read ur review of the new chetan book</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me: </span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">ah. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">It&#8217;s a good book.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">read it if you can. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> i bought it too</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy: </span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">and read it</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">What say? :<br />
D</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Agree with me?</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> its ok</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">well yeah<br /></span><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> The<br />ending was crap right?</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I was like <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif' alt=':|' class='wp-smiley' />  after i finished it.</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> but asking for change?</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> Avasaanam angeru kodam kondudachu. (He blew things up at the last moment)</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">yeah.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Like&#8230;</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> like wat?</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> he&#8217;s been writing on the same mould for a LONG time.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Read all 3 books and you get to see a similarity.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">The First Person style&#8230;</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> thts wat he is good at</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">lets face it</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> heh.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">yeah.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">But someday he should change if he should be accepted as a mainstream author.</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy: </span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">that i agre</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">agree</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> did you hear what Jeffrey archer said about indian authors?</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">he dissed them.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">He meant Chetan Bhagat when he said that.. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> wat is the need to write the time taken by u to read the book??</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">show??</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> chumma&#8230; <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">hehe</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Moda kaanikkaan. (Just to show off… of course I’m bluffing!)</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> hmmm&#8230; that makes a poor impression</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">seriously</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me: </span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Never mind. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy: </span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">yeah</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">don care</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> eg jactly! <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">hehe</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">So, what&#8217;s your display pic about?</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> amy lee</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">dunno her?</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me: </span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">ew.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">dumb me.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">dunno her. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif' alt=':|' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> evanescence</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">vocalist</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> oh.</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> ring a bell?</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I listen to Evanescense&#8230;.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">She&#8217;s the lead singer, eh?</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> yeah</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me: </span><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Lee">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Lee</a><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> quick work</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">wats the point?</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> nothing much.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Just a waste of a few MBs&#8230; that&#8217;s all&#8230;</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">again, moda!! <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">hehe</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">My GK is very poor, you see&#8230; <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">So, I have to access the wiki everytime!!</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy: </span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">yeah i see</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">one fellow from ur school did tell me u r a big show-off</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">and talkin to u strenghthens my belif</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> Your belief on/about what?</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> duh!!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Great to hear that.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Well, actually I show off a lot. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Mostly to no effect.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Still I persist!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">It&#8217;s no harm no?</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Technically, at least&#8230;</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> i call such guys dumbos</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br />me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> duh!</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy: anyways carryon</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">don worry man</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">u ne<br />
ver mind</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> Honoured to be a dumbo by your definition!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Dumbos rock!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">YAAY!!! <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">hehe</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Thanks anyway for your heartening words.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I&#8217;m pretty-elated.</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> typical loyolite</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> thanks, buddy!</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I&#8217;m a Loyolite</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> and proud to be one! <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> let me be honest</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">yeah.</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> Please do!</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> u sing very well</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> thanks. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> and u r writing is ok too</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> yeah</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Not okay.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">It&#8217;s just kinda average.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">LOT of room to improve.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">And I&#8217;m trying. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">hehe</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> i&#8217;m speaking on my terms here</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> okay.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">shoot. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> listen</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> Listening intently.</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> so u got talent</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">pls stay by that</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> yea&#8230;</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">good.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I think I should</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> and ppl will like u bit more i guess</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> Hmmm&#8230;</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">You have a point there.</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy: </span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">u r very good</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">me: <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> but frm wat i heard..ur personality shd improve a lot</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> So, in your opinion, erm, how do I stop showing off?</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">ew.</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> try working on that</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me: </span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">okay.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">thanks, anyway. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> callate</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">anyways carry on as u wish</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me: </span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">heh.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy: i&#8217;m going then</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">bye</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> okie buddy</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> take care</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">me: Thanks once again for the &#8216;candid&#8217; comments.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">bye</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">tc.</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> if u take it eriously good 4 u</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me: </span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I sure will. <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">Random Guy:</span> sarcastically..</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> duh!</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">Random Guy: </span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">bye</span><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;">me:</span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> bye once more.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(102,0,0);">Epilogue:</span></span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:rgb(102,0,0);"> </span> <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></p>
<p>Only a bored, jobless and idle guy can fight a professional ചൊറിയന്‍ !</span>  <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">@ Random Guy </span><span>(if you’re reading this; which is unlikely)</span><span style="font-weight:bold;">:</span></span>  <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">No personal digs intended. This post is another temporary construct of my feeble human intellect (Celebrating the centenary of this line in my blog!) No one&#8217;s EVER goanna get your identity! Rest assured&#8230; <img src='http://www.harishanker.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </span>   <span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /></span>
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